Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Celebrity Sandwiches

[this post has been removed by author due to several anonymous internet threats stating 'I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR FACE!!!'].

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Eve Of Destruction®™©™ Tour 2008

Yep. That's right.

Sister Kisser®™©™ is hitting the road tomorrow in support of our brand new CD, 'Summer's Eve®™©™'.

I'm just finishing up some design work here at Whorporate America Headquarters! this morning and then I have to go home, get some laundry done and pack. Then It's off to rehearsal, loading up the van later and I'll be spending the night in NY so we can leave first thing in the morning and head off to the town our first 'EOD®™©™ 2008' show will be tomorrow night in Maryland.

I know. Awesome, Right?!

It's going to be an intense 4-cities-in-7-days type of tour, spreading the usual Sister Kisser®™©™ mayhem, debauchery and non-law abiding that Fans and Listeners have come to know and expect. 5 live performances and 2 local radio appearances.

Lock up your Husbands, BFs and Sons who are 18 to enter and 21 to drink, ladies!

Lioux is coming to town!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

WHAT?!?!!!



For my birthday; someone bought us tickets and is taking me to see THIS tonight.

OMG!!!

HOW DID I NOT KNOW HE WAS IN THIS?!?!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Sign Of The Times

A few weeks ago I noticed Marconi had put up some Obama '08 signs on the lawn by the driveway entrance to the Sister Kisser®™©™ studio showing his support in the upcoming election. This surprised me, as I've never known him to be very political AT ALL up until this past year, and I thought it was pretty cool.

You know.

For Marconi.

The road where the signs were put and can be easily seen is a heavily traveled residential highway route where the homes are set back quite a distance from the street with long and winding driveways.

Last week as I came upon the driveway, turned in and headed up to the studio for our rehearsal, I noticed one of the signs had been taken down. I didn't think too much of it until two days later, at our next rehearsal...I noticed the other sign had gone missing too. When I had walked into the studio, there was a brand spanking new sign waiting there to replace the ones that were stolen.

Lioux: "Ummm. What's up with the signs out front. I noticed someone's been taking them down."

Marconi: "Yea. I know. I got this new one, but I'd really like to booby trap it or something for the fucker[s] who keep stealing them."

Lioux: "You should cover it in Anthrax!"

Audrey HepCat: "OMG!!! YES!!!"

Lioux: "Better yet. You should get a shot gun. That way you'd be exercising your 2nd Amendment Right to protect your 1st Amendment Right!"

Marconi: [blinking] "...ummm...yea....something..."

Marconi called me the next day, and during our conversation, he told me he had just decided to write a simple message on the back of the new sign before putting it out. In the thin, white surrounding border he wrote "Thank you for appreciating and respecting my right to free speech."

Wuss.

Happy Election Day!

Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Gone Postal

By now many of the Fans and Readers should've received their Sister Kisser®™©™ packages [some with 'flair', others without]. SK®™©™ has been really busy promoting our new disc 'Summer's Eve', doing interviews, updating our websites with new reviews/press, playing shows, and booking our next road trip with gigs and radio appearances in early November.

Needless to say I've been spending most of my mornings at the post office, getting packages and press kits out the door. I've even been making some new postal BFFs along the way who have been very gentle and caring with your packages.

I've also been encountering a lot of angry postal patrons over the past few weeks who seem to have nothing better to do than cause problems for my poor postal employee friends. Last Saturday, while sending out a package to my BFF Stew, I was entering the PO when an 'octogenarian' <--[that means someone REALLY old] was upset about some type of 'postal' service she was or was not receiving. As I made my way through the front door, the angry woman stormed past me on her way out [Well, STORMED for someone REALLY old]...YELLING at the poor girl behind the counter and saying something to the effect of 'Well SOMEONE'S going to be getting an angry letter!'...

I just walked up to the girl behind the counter and said 'What an IDIOT! Where's she going to mail it from?!?!!! Hahaha.'

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

¡Hola Kuntz!

So Whorporate America Headquarters! has FINALLY settled in to our new and permanent surroundings here:



I must say, I'm not a big fan of the area. It seems a little unkempt and overgrown, but my BFF Stew suggested I get some Brazillians in here to tidy things up a bit.

I don't know.

It's probabaly not as bad as it sounds...

I've spent the last week here just trying to fit in.

Seriously.

Do any of you Fans and Readers know anything about Kuntz?!?!!!