You know.
For Marconi.
The road where the signs were put and can be easily seen is a heavily traveled residential highway route where the homes are set back quite a distance from the street with long and winding driveways.
Last week as I came upon the driveway, turned in and headed up to the studio for our rehearsal, I noticed one of the signs had been taken down. I didn't think too much of it until two days later, at our next rehearsal...I noticed the other sign had gone missing too. When I had walked into the studio, there was a brand spanking new sign waiting there to replace the ones that were stolen.
Lioux: "Ummm. What's up with the signs out front. I noticed someone's been taking them down."
Marconi: "Yea. I know. I got this new one, but I'd really like to booby trap it or something for the fucker[s] who keep stealing them."
Lioux: "You should cover it in Anthrax!"
Audrey HepCat: "OMG!!! YES!!!"
Lioux: "Better yet. You should get a shot gun. That way you'd be exercising your 2nd Amendment Right to protect your 1st Amendment Right!"
Marconi: [blinking] "...ummm...yea....something..."
Marconi called me the next day, and during our conversation, he told me he had just decided to write a simple message on the back of the new sign before putting it out. In the thin, white surrounding border he wrote "Thank you for appreciating and respecting my right to free speech."
Wuss.
Happy Election Day!

8 comments:
I'm shocked that stealing signs didn't just turn you right off from voting. You're obviously vastly smarter than the rest of the public. But, we knew that already didn't we?
I overheard some people in line at the polls talking about the very same thing. Their political support signs were stolen, so I joked that they could booby-trap the sign next time by hooking up a live wire to the metal surrounding the sign. Give the idiots a good shock when they try to take it.
Stealing a political sign has to be among the most ignorant things I’ve ever heard. Yeah, that’s some great sabotage there. I’m sure they won’t vote for the candidate now.
“Molly who were we supporting in the election?”
“Without that sign I completely forgot.”
I kind of like the approach Marconi took. Did the sign get stolen again?
" get a shotgun, that way you can use your second amendment rights to protect your first amendment rights" That sir, is a funny line!
Someone posted a photo on Flickr about how they dealt with this: a larger hand-lettered sign saying something like THANKS FOR STEALING OUR OBAMA SIGN. WE BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE SO BECAUSE OF YOU HIS CAMPAIGN HAS MORE MONEY!
Did you see on the news, the guy that actually got sick of his signs being stolen so he hooked up his sign to an electric fence shocker and hooked up a video camera? He captured, on film, a 7 year old boy getting the shit shocked out of him! It's HILARIOUS!!!!
I had the same probalem with sign thefts back during the last election and so I started putting grease on them so the bastards would get slimmed. They kept taking them tho. haha
I just don't 'get' the whole sign stealing thing...youknowwhatimean?
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